Crush a wish

[Airous Benjamin Fai]

Granted but you just became deathly allergic to chocolate.

I wish i had more gold fish crackers.

[&&.mint]

Granted, but they're all crushed up in the bag.

I wish that I had the next book of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

[Airous Benjamin Fai]

Granted but you drop it in the toilet.

I wish i had frozen yogurt.

[W I N N I E]

Granted, but you can't find anything to eat it with so you're forced to scrape it out with your teeth which gives you brain freeze.

I wish my throat would stop being sore.

[Airous Benjamin Fai]

Granted but now you have pink eye.

I wish i had all my posting done

[&&.mint]

Granted, but now you have nothing to do and spend the rest of your day severely bored.

I wish that there was pepperoni on my pizza.

[Airous Benjamin Fai]

Granted but there is no sauce now

I wish the maximum ride movie was out >.<

[W I N N I E]

Granted, but it sucks. :/

I wish I wasn't so tired all the time.

[Airous Benjamin Fai]

Granted but now your so awake that your brain explodes.

I wish i had candy

[W I N N I E]

Granted, but it's poisoned so you'll die if you try to eat it.

I wish I was a better drawer.

[nixnight]

Granted but you have to draw me a birthday doodle

I wish someone would claim lily

[Airous Benjamin Fai]

Granted but they kill her off

I wish i had more time

[`{ E }ver { M }ore&]

Granted, but then you never grow old and you watch the world die around you.

I wish I had a new skin idea.

[W I N N I E]

Granted, but it's a terrible idea and nobody else likes it and all the members on the site leave... ;w;

I wish I had muse.

[Airous Benjamin Fai]

Granted but you have so much muse that you explode into candy

I wish i had the hunger games on dvd right now